Natalie Acosta
Natalie has a bookcase with a ladder and is on a texting level relationship with her local indie bookstore owner, so her life has peaked.
In addition to writing books across a few genres (all with her signature banter), she is conducting a scientific study to determine if a human can survive on coffee and carbs alone. She’s the only subject in the study. As of the time this is being written, she’s successfully not died.